Welcome to “Get Down With The Klown!”

I, Kodos, your humble Killer Klown host, welcome you to my movie review website. I’ll be reviewing the cheesiest of the cheesy, the worst of the worst, and a few damn fun B-to-Z flicks for your entertainment. Why do I do it? I do it because I care.

Films will be reviewed on a pie chart. (Ha!) Five pies will signify the absolute best movies; flicks worthy of your valuable time, rental money, and popcorn consumption. A rating of no pies indicates a film that my dead monkey could make better. Go find the persons responsible and give them a knuckle sandwich. For those movies so awful, so atrocious that they register off the pie scale, they will receive a seltzer bottle. Wield it without mercy.

As you can probably tell, I have a great love for movies featuring evil clowns, the Chiodo’s classic Killer Klowns from Outer Space in particular. A Big McLarge Huge review of this slice of celluloid perfection will be coming soon. In the meantime, please feel free to click “reviews” on the left, and hopefully you’ll get a chuckle or two.